10 Impossible things to say when our drunk

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1. “I think it’s too soon for us to have sex.”

2. “No thanks barkeep, I’ve had enough already.”

3. “Good evening, officer. Isn’t it a lovely night?”

4. “You’re right.”

5. “I’d love to go home with you, but you’re just not that attractive.”

6. “No thanks. I don’t want any pizza.”

7. “I should probably just keep my mouth shut about it.”

8. “Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T . . . ”

9. “Let’s just talk it through. There’s no need for violence.”

10. “No, I don’t know why you pulled me over.”

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