Random Thoughts to get you through any situation

You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at

the track



There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack

of preparation.



Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Sometimes too much drink is not enough.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

The careful application of terror is also a form

of communication.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to

the real world.

Things are more like they are today than they ever

have been before.

 



Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting

dirty for.

Everything should be made as simple as possible,

but no simpler.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have

someone in mind to blame.

One-seventh of you life is spent on Monday.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move

the ends.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that

life is serious.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

There is always one more imbecile than you

counted on.

This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.

The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it

before you realize it's a "do it yourself" thing.

Share and Enjoy!