What Sex is it ?

Every day items... but what sex are they ?

* ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always see right through them.

* COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

* TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

* HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

* SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

* WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

* SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

* HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

* HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

* REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider...it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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