- Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
- Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
- You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
- Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
- Wives and husbands always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and she agrees.
- Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
- A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
- Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
- Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something .
- They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
- There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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