Sunday, December 14, 2008

More Random Thinking Questions

  • Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
  • Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
  • Can people without hands get a grip?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
  • What do people in China call their good plates?
  • Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
  • If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
  • Does a postman deliver his own mail?
  • Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
  • If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  • Why dosent a chicken egg taste like chicken?
  • Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
  • Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
  • Do mimes watch silent movies?
  • Is the fear of flying groundless?
  • Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
  • If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
  • Why are boxing rings square?
  • Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
  • Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
  • Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
  • What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  • Why do birds have white poop?


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