- Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
- Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
- Can people without hands get a grip?
- Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
- What do people in China call their good plates?
- Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
- If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
- Does a postman deliver his own mail?
- Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
- If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why dosent a chicken egg taste like chicken?
- Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
- Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
- Do mimes watch silent movies?
- Is the fear of flying groundless?
- Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
- If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
- Why are boxing rings square?
- Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
- Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
- Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- Why do birds have white poop?
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