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- Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
- Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?
- What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
- Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
- What do you call a female daddy long legs?
- If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
- Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
- In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
- Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
- Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
- If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
- Why are SOFTballs hard?
- Do vampires get AIDS?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
- Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
- Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
- If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
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