Witty Observations

2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil.

3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

668: The Neighbour of the Beast.

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

Ability is what you're capable of doing... Motivation determines what you do... Attitude determines how well you do it.

A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.

A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet."

Abraham Lincoln was once talking with a woman about how the North must treat the South. She disagreed with him, and said that she felt that we must destroy our enemies. Lincoln replied, "What, madam? Do I not destroy them when I make them my friends?"

A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

A budget is something we go without to stay within.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. (Henry Ford)

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