Investment tips for 2009

Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

4.) ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants

8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

And finally….

9.) Victoria ’s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

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