Thursday, February 26, 2009

Steve Martin Quotes


Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress.

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there’s a game on

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they’ll talk back to you.

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.

We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.



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