Jim Carey Quotes

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer! Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don’t know if it’s possible forever and ever. Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they’re eating sandwiches. There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about. I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself Either you’re the one erasing or you’re the one being erased. I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I’m just trying to create a good one for myself My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I’d love that. But I don’t need to be. I just want to be here. That’s it.

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