For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason I'm tired: because I'm overworked.
* The population of this country is 1 billion.
* 644 million are retired. That leaves 356 million to do the work.
* There are 195 million in school, which leaves 161 million to do the work.
* Of this there are 29 million employed by the head government, leaving 132 million to do the work.
* 16 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 116 million to do the work.
* Take from the total, the 15 million who work for the State and City Governments and that leaves 101 million to do the work.
* At any given time there are 100 million people sick or hurt and in hospitals, leaving 1 million to do the work.
* Now, there are 2 less than a million people in prisons.
* That leaves just two people to do the work.
* You and me.
* And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes
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