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- Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them.
- What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree.
- What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.
- What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette
- On which side do chickens have most feathers? On the outside.
- What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.
- What's furry and minty? A polo bear.
- What's big, grey and wear glass slippers? Cinderelephant.
- How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish.
- What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
- Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away.
- What is the vampire's favourite song? Fangs for the memory.
Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:
Ans: No. You'll have turkey the same us the rest of us.
Q2: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
Ans: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'
Q3: Why do Canadians find turkey so popular at Christmas?
Ans: Because the weather warmer there.
Q4: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
Ans: He's a fun guy to be with.
Q5: What did the Spanish fireman call his twin sons?
Ans: Hose A, and Hose B
Q6: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Ans: At the baa baa shop.
Q7: What happened when the snowman annoyed the snowwoman?
Ans. She gave him the cold shoulder.
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