Posts
1. Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know… the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
2. Snowman: Did you hear about the church that burned down?
Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke!
Muppets
3. Doris: Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person?
Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it.
'Miracle on 34th Street' (A quote from one of the best Christmas movies)
4. Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
It's A Wonderful Life
5. Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
The Santa Clause
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