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• Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
• Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
• Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
• If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
• If you accidently ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
• Do sore thumbs really stick out?
• Why is it when you're almost dead you're on deaths doorstep, but when you're
actually dead your not in deaths house?
• Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
• What's the opposite of opposite?
• If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
• Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
• Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack" ?
• If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• Why is the blackboard green?
• Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?
• Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
• What do you call male ballerinas?
• How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
• If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet
first?
• Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
• Did they have antiques in the olden days?
• Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
• If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
• Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
• What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
• Where does the white go when the snow melts?
• Can blind people see their dreams?
• What is the exception to the rule that every rule has an exception? Does that make this rule right or wrong?
• Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
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