Showing posts with label priest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label priest. Show all posts

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Customs declaration


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my Mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”


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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Restaurateur 'beaten up' by 83-year-old nuns

Nuns - not as wholesome as you think

An Italian man has claimed he was beaten up by two 83-year-old nuns and a priest over a restaurant ownership row.
Aniello Esposito, 49, said he turned up to his restaurant in Rutino, Campania, to find the three holy people smashing furniture and crockery.

When he tried to stop them the priest struck him with a chair and the elderly ladies kicked him on the ground.


He was taken to the hospital with bruises on his neck and stomach.

The mother superior of the convent said the nuns had been removing furniture because the convent owned the property and Esposito was in illegal possession.

A lawyer for the nuns said: 'The nuns and the priest arrived to find a wall had been knocked down and seating installed. I don't know how this man was hurt, but the two nuns are 83 and did not cause any injury.'

Esposito said the convent was angry because he was giving out receipts when they wanted the business run 'under the table'.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Restaurateur_beaten_up_by_83-year-old_nuns&in_article_id=386590&in_page_id=64


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